Testosterone Issues…

Not that any of us are male bashersor anything...but Beel started it. Here are 'our'

10 Ways You Know You Have Testosterone Issues…

1) when you are not able to find anything or even attempt to find on your own.

2) when you become a crazed killer behind the wheel of a car.

3) when farting and 'taking dumps' is a competitive sport to be bragged about and passed on as if it is a rite of passage to the young.

4) when you think your wife can actually sleep through atomic level farts that stink as if something has crawled up inside of you, died and resurrected and then insists on fluffing the covers because you think it is important to “let it out”. (It probably does help the sheets and blankets last longer, but I wonder if it has ever been considered as a cause of asthma?)

5) when you understand the importance of hollering at a sports broadcast on TV. *

6) when you experience temporary hearing loss during "THE GAME".

7) when holding the remote and putting your hands down your pants is more important than holding hands with your wife.

8) when it causes you to hallucinate and think that the corner of the bedroom is actually the laundry room.

9) when it's really hot outside and you have been working out there and you go in the house all sweaty and you think it's just hilarious to hug your wife and getting all your nasty ass sweat all over her. (because most women, marlana excluded :), don't sweat like that so it's just got to be a manly thing right..no..it's just gross.)

10) when you can blow your nose outside with out a tissue! Gross! when you can blow your nose INSIDE without a tissue. Unbelieveably gross! (Who's was that? yuk! poor woman!)

* This does apply to non-testosterone issue persons if they are female Packers football fans.