Estrogen Issues
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
posted by Bill at 10:45 AM
19 Snotty remark(s):
Hmmmmmmmm...i don't even think this is funny...maybe i have estrogen issues.
6:18 PM, November 19, 2005
hey ladies I think we need to come up our own.
10 Ways You Know You Have Teststrone Issues.
1) When you are not able to find anything or even attempt to find on your own.
2) You become a crazed killer behind the wheel of a card.
3) Farting and 'taking dumps' is a competive sport to be bragged about and passed on as if it is a rite of passage to the young.
well there's a start. i am sure you are all able to add your own!
9:57 PM, November 20, 2005
4) You understand the importance of hollering at a sports broadcast on TV.
11:36 AM, November 21, 2005
5) when holding the remote and putting your hands down your pants is more important than holding hands with your wife
1:31 PM, November 21, 2005
When you get temporary hearing loss during "THE GAME"
3:08 PM, November 21, 2005
6) When you hallucinate and think that the corner of the bedroom is actually the laundrey room.
I like Amanda's a lot. Funny.
Also, that yelling at the TV and temporary hearing loss during the game is not specific to males.
8:43 PM, November 21, 2005
Marlana i am sure that applies only to female Packers fans!
6:36 AM, November 22, 2005
When we get to ten i will post them. Valerie you have not contributed yet. Are you still too much of a newly wed? Henry still perfect?
6:37 AM, November 22, 2005
When he thinks you're sleeping and farts under the blankets, but it's so loud how can it not wake you up and so stank you thought something crawled under there died and resurrected!
btw - I LOVE my hubby!
7:40 AM, November 22, 2005
I am glad you do!
BTY where are all the hubby's? Is beel the only one man enough to tread amoung us women?
8:12 AM, November 22, 2005
When Robert finally hooks up our computer at home he will visit. Until then he does not have access to a computer. Oh sorry "puter".
9:01 AM, November 22, 2005
we only need two more!
9:06 AM, November 22, 2005
Henry is on vacation this week but we should start harrassing him about joining us...
9:14 AM, November 22, 2005
2 more? Where is Uncle Danny?
9:40 AM, November 22, 2005
Jon won't be able to do it. we don't have access at home and he doesn't at work either...yeah, where is uncle danny? his birthday is on thursday
1:40 PM, November 22, 2005
When it's really hot outside and a man has been working out there and comes in the house all sweaty and thinks it's just hallarious to hug you and get all of his nasty ass sweat all over you because most women (marlana excluded :) don't sweat like that so it's just got to be a manly thing right..no..it's just gross.
2:05 PM, November 22, 2005
oh, one more thing. number 4 on beel's list....how is that estrogen issues...i think it's just good training
2:06 PM, November 22, 2005
When you can blow your nose outside with out a tissue! Gross!
8:47 AM, November 23, 2005
when you can blow your nose INSIDE without a tissue
9:04 AM, November 23, 2005
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