Why You Little Shits!

I am taking all the things I have knitted yous, with estrogen powered love, and giving them away to OTHER people! (Except maybe Valerie. She’s the only one who hasn’t slammed me! but then the quiet ones are the deadly ones, just quiet about it. Or maybe she’s just nicer than yous. ?)

The first picture is what I’ll be making next for someone else! Yous will be missing out on it! Of coarse you all have such big boobs you'd look obscene in this!

Re: the second picture. See . . . I do do more than knit!
When’s the last time one of you young things went kayaking? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

P.S. yes i already know my 'yous' are incorrectly spelled. Beel has risk his nads telling me so!