Easter Goose
I know every one waits to see what fine clothes the Goose on the Porch will put on for the season. He is dressed in his Easter finest, a matching top hat and tails of a spriny blue with a vest of spring colors over his white shirt and bow tie. He carries a basket of eggs to distribute as he has taken the place of the Easter Bunny. He has the ears of the dead bunny on his hat.
posted by Bill at 10:55 PM
14 Snotty remark(s):
you are way too involved with that goose!
7:58 AM, March 29, 2006
he looks fabulous!
10:11 AM, March 29, 2006
you know this goose started out as beel's thing...i think that it's my mom's new pet
1:05 PM, March 29, 2006
Too involved? Why I oughta... Hey, you have your kids and you dress them up for the various seasons, right? Well...
1:20 PM, March 29, 2006
that's your comparison? lay off the sauce Beel!
7:40 AM, March 30, 2006
Okay, maybe I need a hobby or something. But he is the nicest, most fun to be with, best dressed, most generous goose around.
9:49 PM, March 30, 2006
let me state here in total clarity! i have nothing to do with the goose! it is totally a Bill thing. he enjoys it through his quirky sense of humor. says the goose is a 'wanna be' in that he fantasizes about 'being' something besides a goose and then is one. first one he saw was a pink flamingo. we lived on the beach then. what goose wouldn't want to be a pink flamingo if they lived on a beach? ooooooooooooooooookay!
he also makes fun of things through it. he wants me to make an outfit for this fall...(now you hunting people don't take offense)...it doesn't take much to figure Bill is not a hunting person. some of his few hunting experiences involved people with guns who drank a lot while out hunting. he does not think this is too bright. so...he wants me to make a canvas jacket with a hunters orange vest, holding a gun across himself. a hunters hat with flaps that go down, of coarse and to complete this, make a one of those holders that attach to the hat and have slots for a beer can on each side of the head with a plastic tube coming down so you can drink without hands. now that would make a statement, don't ya think? lol could end up with the goose head shot off out here in country! lol anyway...Bill has stated that he finds it interesting that the Dutch communities we go through have the most 'naked' gooses. odd isn't he to even notice? says they must only use them as lawn ornaments. imagine! here is my take on the goose thing. it concerns me greatly that 10,000 years from now when the archeologists are doing there digs and making assessments about us by what they find, what will they conclude about a society that collects concrete animals and dresses them with so many homeless? well maybe I needed to lighten up on that and Bill is just the person that helps me not be so DAMMNED SERIUOS! :) end of goose comment.
7:22 AM, April 01, 2006
oh! another thought. you all just got into new houses. wouldn't you love a goose for your front yards? you could dress them in little sombrero and ponchos or whatever a Puerto Rican goose would wear. oh! we could do a plumber wrench and but crack theme on them! i'll have to tell Bill bout this idea, he'll be so excited! Marlana and Amanda don't have one either! my Christmas shopping could be done for the year! yes!
7:33 AM, April 01, 2006
I think I'm less concerned about Beel's obsession with the goose than I am about mom's obsession with Beel's obsession. How much can we really talk about this, momma?
Don't get me a goose for Christmas or else I'll get you some ceramic dutch children for your lawn.
1:29 PM, April 01, 2006
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! you called my bluff! enough said! no goose for you!
4:46 PM, April 01, 2006
ALRIGHTY THEN...
12:57 PM, April 03, 2006
holy cow....my family is nuts
1:24 PM, April 03, 2006
We would not have one on our porch because it looks like FOOD! Someone would try to kill it and then I would be expected to season it up and COOK IT!
3:58 PM, April 03, 2006
and you are surprised by this manda?
10:03 AM, April 04, 2006
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