What does she see in the future?

 

Mommie's Hands

 

Pic of Dee & Val & ?

  

Curly Minnie Mouse

 
Here is a Marlana picture with he curls flowing. Cute kid, still is. 

"Curly" without her curls

 
Okay, after Virginia's request for some "Curly" pictures I photographed some Valerie had around the house. Here is one where she is hiding her curls. 

Beel in the Microsoft picture

 
Marlana asked it I was the one in the Microsoft picture with the beard and the glasses. I never looked like that. I did not wear glasses at the time. Who is that stoned out dude? 

Smooth Beel

 
In case you wondered what I look like without the facial hair here is a picture I took of myself last week when I shaved. 

Microsoft people

 
Bill Gates, Steven Jobs, Steve Ballmer, et al 

Sick Pic

 
I know this is out of season, but I love this piture. 

From the collection

 
As long as we are putting up pictures of cute kids... 

Hernandez Family pic

Here is the first Hernandez family picture, Henry had to drag me there! As you can tell, Mia-Sara is very excited to be there and Elysia looks so old!

What a couple of HAMS!

I think they KNOW they are beautiful!

It's a Miracle!!!

I was with my son most of the day yesterday (all except 6 hrs) and i didn't change a dukie diaper once!!! Now having changed at least one dukie diaper every day for the last almost 18 months...this truly is a work of God. I hope you had fun changing them though mom:)

Spiderman Haircut

Spiderman Plumbing

Joyanna & Tamia

Curves

 

Our beautiful children!

Look how sticky Aunt Virginia can make the kids!

YAAAWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!!

You all are boring people. I only have 4 days a week to be entertained by this blog and no one ever puts comments or postings up. So here is an update on me.....I have a cold.....i'm drinking coffee.....i'm typing......i'm sitting.....howie day is on the radio......i have cramps.....i have to sing on sunday......

well that's about it. i guess i'm boring too.

Pictures from Southern Living Magazine

The pictures that were attributed to Jon's truck were unfair. The Redneck way of life has many clever adaptations to modern life. Here are a few examples. 

Another use for duct tape

See, I tole y'all that duck tape is the second best tule in you're tool box.  

see, you can add aftermarket air conditioniong to a pickup

Now alls I gotta due is to figure out how to plug it in. 

I baut this reel good car to hall my 4-wheeler with.

I like two go out to the woulds to get doun with nature in my 4-wheeler and to run doun a cople of deers with. 

Left turns turn me on

Now here is a dedicated NASCAR fan. And his wife is one too. 

Lock up this valuable vehicle

I am glad that this valuable vehicle is well protected. I would not anyone to steal it. 

Guys Rules

I take some offense to all this male-bashing that goes on here. After all, some of my best friends are guys. So...

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

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1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this on to as many men as you can, to give them a laugh.

Pass this on to as many women as you can, to give them a bigger laugh.

Why Women Have Two Hands

Why women have two hands.

Why Men Have Two Hands

Why men have two hands

Here, Mar, this one is for you!